Never use these at UR college.........

1. First Day...........
Senior: yo, inga va.....
You: yup baby..

2. 1st hour..(Donno the Professor)
Prof: Gud mornin Boys nd Girls....!
You: ithu enga area.., ulla varaathe..

3. 1st semester exam..
Prof: Next month u hav ur sem exam...
You: Saavitha naal therinjaal vaazhutha naal naragamaayidum..

4. Exam results published..
Prof: U hav got arrears in the 1st sem exam itself...
You: cooooooooool........

5. 2nd year started: u went to rag...
Prof(very angry): xxxxx(ur name) come here...
You: Peru keitta chumma athirithille??

Shesham baagham collegil.......